Blessed and very well-dressed

nodamncatnodamncradle:

i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever

all of them would win

it would be chaos

wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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“Be careful who you vent to.”

– Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. // itsthelesbiana  (via pvrallax)

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

the-personal-quotes:

relatable quotes on your dash

the-personal-quotes:

relatable quotes on your dash